A boy to his father: Dad I fall in love, plz give me 500. I want to meet my girlfriend.
Dad: who is she?
Boy: our neighbour Amisha...
Dad: Promise me u will not tell something to ur mom whatever i tel [more]
Never seen an actual live lava. Hopefully I won't see one on an actual calamity but somewhere like a tourist spot. They say its really hot and melts your hand until only bones are left... creepy [more]