Jokes & Riddles

• Right before I die I'm going to say "I left a million dollars in the......" [more]

  by defender510, Jokes & Riddles,

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• I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tire and then roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears. [more]

  by defender510, Jokes & Riddles,

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• When I’m on the phone I move my arms around when I’m giving directions even if the person can’t see me. [more]

  by defender510, Jokes & Riddles,

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• " If you don't like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk......." [more]

  by ayesha_3, Jokes & Riddles,

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• How many squares do you see? [more]

  by defender510, Jokes & Riddles,

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• Me: Dad how does it fell having an awesome son? Dad: I don't know ask your grandpa. [more]

  by defender510, Jokes & Riddles,

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• Things to do: 1) Dig a hole 2) Name it love 3) Watch people fall in love. [more]

  by defender510, Jokes & Riddles,

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• My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. http://ow.ly/cyPhj [more]

  by maeca101, Jokes & Riddles,

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• It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it? [more]

  by qudiransari, Jokes & Riddles,

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• What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library? [more]

  by neharay, Jokes & Riddles,

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• When I die, I want to be thrown out of a plane over the ocean wearing a superman costume. [more]

  by defender510, Jokes & Riddles,

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• GRANDPA: "Go hide, your teacher is here because you skipped school today!" ME: "YOU go hide. I told her you were DEAD!" [more]

  by defender510, Jokes & Riddles,

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• If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45 how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes. [more]

  by defender510, Jokes & Riddles,

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• When a Girl does Something Wrong... Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!! Boy : I can't believe you did this. Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making [more]

  by sureshHARDIYA, Jokes & Riddles,

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• Is your life boring and are you in need of a laugh? Then hear this guy out as he teaches you some Practical Jokes [more]

  by carl_lustre, Jokes & Riddles,

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